Medical; 622 Jokes
Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha. ek admi ne pocha kya hua?
Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka opreation
karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala ata hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady to Doctor: mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai.
Doctor: I can't understand please speak in English.
Lady: my londa is gironda from HERO HONDA. :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA.
DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH.
WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
patient-mujhe aisi dava do jise khane per me murker jinda ho jau?
doctor-aisi dava to sirf Ekta kapoor hi de sakti hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Civil servant: I am unable to sleep.
Doctor: Can`t you sleep at night?
Civil Servant: I sleep very well at night. I find it difficult to sleep at noon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
RAAZ Dr. ne kha he k muje blood pressure he Jiski vaja se muje hert attack b ho sakta hy
FARAZ-Nhi aa skta.
R-Q.
F-Q..ki Ap Pathar dil he
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor To a Kid-Hav U ever had trouble with "Appendicitis"
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Kid-Yes!
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Doctor-When?
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Kid-When I tried to Spell it!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mareez:-doctor ,mujhe ek serious bimari hai,main jo kuch bhi bolta hoon bhool jata hoon.
Doctor:-aapko ye bimaari kab se hai? Mareez:-kaun si bimaari?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mareez:-doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laaye hain?
Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahin to tuhare kaam aaegi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor: bantaji, khaane baad neend ki goliya lee na aapne.
Banta: uff!! khaane ke baad zor se neend aa raha tha to maine goli lena bhool gaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa nurse se bola: aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai.
Nurse: hmmm... maine dil churaane se pehle doctor ne aapka kidney churaa liyaa hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: aapse milne doctorji aaye hai
Husband: mujhe bukhaar hai. unhe kal aane ke liye bolo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: agar operation mein mujhe kuch hua to tum us doctor se hi shaadi kar lena.
Wife: aise kyu bol rahe ho?
Husband: usse badla lene ka doosra tareeka nahi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)