Medical; 622 Jokes
Santa- Doctor saab 1 pareshani hain ki main jab bhi nahata hoon geela ho jata hu!
Doctor - kal se nahate samay nal band kar liya karo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: My wedding was going to happen but... Banta: But? What's the problem? Santa: My wife didn't know it.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr. Apki bv sirf 5 Ghante ki mehman hai "i m sorry".
Husband: koi baat nahi dr.saab jb 25 saal nikal gye to 5 ghante bhi nikal hi jayenge…..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega? Dr : 50 hajar Santa: agar plstic hum de to. Dr.(gusse me) saale pighla kr chipka bi Lena..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mariz: Dr Mere Paas Paise Nhi He,
Aap Mera Ilaaj Kar De To Kbhi Apke Kaam Aaunga.
Dr.-Kya Kaam Karte Ho?
Mariz- Qabar Khodata Hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor: which soap u use? Santa: Gopal soap,Gopal paste,Gopal brush Dr: Is gopal an international company Santa: No gopal is my room mate .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr.Ab tum bilkul thik ho gaye ho phir b kyo dar rahe ho?
Mariz: Ji, Jis gadi se mera accident hua tha uspe likha tha 'phir milenge'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Man: Doctor my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her to get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the morning.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr: Motape ka 1 hi Elaj He.
Tum Daily Sirf 2 Rotiya Khaya Karo
GOLU: 2 Rotiya
khana khane se pehle
ya Khane k baad
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kar aurto(Lady) ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.
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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.
Magar noshi meri biwi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik doctor apne dost se:
yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon,
dost :tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabrstan bhot chota ha...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor ne aik pagal se poocha:
Tum chat se kyu latak rahe ho?
Pagal: Main aik bulb hoon...
Doctor: Tum jal kyu nahi rahe?
Pagal:
Bewakof...!!
Ye Pakistan Hai,
Light Gai Hui Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mother To Doctor On Phone: Mere Bache Ko Current Laga Hai Mai Kya Karo Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 Nafil Shukrane Ada Karen K Apki Tarf Bijli Arahe Hay
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)