Men; 1817 Jokes
Ek Boy l0ved a girl but
Never pr0posed her.
One day he decided t0 tell
Her at 1:00am at Night..!!
He type:
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"I L0ve Y0u"
And sent it, after a few sec0nds
He g0t a msg but he
Decided t0
See it the next day f0r
Surprise and slept..
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Next day, he read the msg
And so sh0cked because,
It was written..
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Dear Cust0mer,
Msg sending failed due t0
Insufficient balance.
Plz recharge ur acc0unt..:D
*ayush*
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Ne Pappu Se Puchha.
Aadmi: “Beta Tumhari Umar Kya Hai?”
Bachha: “Ji, Ghar Mein 14, School Mein 12, Train Mein 7 Aur Facebook Pe 19 Saal Ka Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Engineering Student Ne Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha:
No Money,
No Fun,
Your Son.
Kuch Dinon Baad Father Ka Letter Aaya, Jisme Likha Tha:
How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boys: “Boys Are Intelligent Than Girls”
Girl: “Any Proof?”
Boy: “You Always Say Intelligents, But You Never Say Intelliladies“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy: Tu kitne baje uthati hai?
Girl: Apna koi time nahin
jab dil kare so jati hoon,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hoon..
Boy: Notty!
Tu bilkul mere ‘kutte’ pe gayi hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner…
Prince said: “pass the wine you divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic!!”
and says,”pass the custard you bastard
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boss:i am giving you job as a driver, starting salary Rs.2000/-,
is it ok?
Sardar – you are great sir!
Car Starting salary is okay …… but… how much is the driving salary??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 sardar ji looking at egyptian mummy…
Sardar 1 : Look so many bandages , pakka lorry accident case!!
Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written… BC 1760
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Men Will Always Be Men:-
The Wife left a note on the Fridge: "It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mom's place !!"
"Husband opened the Fridge, the light came on and the Beer was cold
"What the hell was she talking about?? Fridge is working fine!!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man got a call from unknown number...
Girl: Hi, r u single?
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Ans: Your wife.
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.
Another call from unknown number...
Girl: R u married?
Man: Yes, but who R u?
Girl: Your girlfriend,
U cheat!!
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.
Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte,
aaj tu bas ghar aaja..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy-tum ladkiya itni sunder kyo hoti ho? girl- kyo bhagwan ne hame apne hatho se banaya hai.
Boy- kamini bol toh ese rhi hai. Jaise hme net se download kiya hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza ayaaaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .
Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.
America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :-
Girl : Kaunn ho tum ?
Santa : Hasrat tumhari
Girl :- Chahate kya ho ?
Santa : Mohhabat tumhari
Girl:- Pachtao gaye tum
Santa : Kismat hamari
Girl : Married hoon main
Santa: To Status single Kuyn rakha hai Manhoos Maari :@
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
Pr
duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
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Cheers
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)