Men; 1817 Jokes
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:
Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...
2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:
Bilawal na pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?
Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Papu:"Mujhe Dog Food lena hai..
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SALES GIRL:"Kya apke pas Kutta
hai.. ??
. Papt:"Ha ghar pe hai..
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SALES GIRL:"Sorry! Store policy
hai ke zarurat dekh kar item
sale karo..
. NEXT DAY papu:"Mujhe Cat Food
lena hai
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SALES GIRL:"Sorry Sir pehle Billi
la ke dekhao..
. 3 din bad Papu bag le ke store
aya aur bola:"Bag me hath dal
ke sabot dekh lo..
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SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli:"Koi
Garm, Geeli aur Mulayum cheez hai Kya hai..??
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Papu:"Ye meri Potty hai, aur
mujhe aaj
"TOILET PAPER" lena hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Double Insult :P Girl: do u like me ? Boy: No !!!
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(girl got sad)Boy: y r u sad?
Girl: becoz u don’t like me.
Boy: u never asked that do u love me.
Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ? ? :*Boy: No !!! :P :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy is depressed bcoz: job jane wali hai :(
Adhi umer beet gayi, abi tk shadi nae hui ;(
Credit card ka bill kese dunga?
uff! CNG ki line...
&
Girl is depressed bcoz:
Dono eye liner brabr nhi :-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
height of irritating
boy-pen h ?
grl-nhi h..
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thodi der baad
boy-pen h ?
grl-bola naa nhi h..
boy-pen h..pen ??
grl-bola naa nhi h..ab pucha toh HATHODA maar dungi..
boy-Hathoda h ??
grl-nhi....
boy-toh phir pen h pen ??
:D:D:p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Before Exam Boy To His Girl-Friend
Boy: “Hey, All The Best”
Girl-Friend: “All The Best To You Too”
But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed.
Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height of gawarpan
Boy-how many apple u can eat in empty stomach..?
grl-i can eat 6 apply in empty stomach..
Boy-No U can eat only one..becoz Ur stomach will not empty..
grl-O wow,nyc joke..i'll try this to my other frnds..
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grl to other grl-how many apple u can eat in empty stomach..?
other grl-10..
grl-aree yrr 6 bolti toh mst joke sunati..:P:p:D:D
hahahahahahahahaha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki..
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. Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes
&Returnd..
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Boy In Air Opened Parashute&Said Mujhe Pata Tha
Chudail Tu Nahi
Kudegi.. .
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. From that day onwards people
started saying LADIES FIRST
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy - Janeman"tute Dil Se"pyar
Krogi,
Ya"dil Tutne"tak Pyar Krogi
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.Girl- Kaminey, Ye Bata
"Tuti Chappal"se Pitega Ya
"Chappal Tutne Tak"pitega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu ko girl ne joota mara..
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Pappu:" Tum ne yeh joota gussey say mara ya mazaq say..
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Girl:" Gussey se..
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Pappu:" tab acha hai.....warna saalimain aisa mazaak
bardasht nahi karta.. :p :O :D
pappu great hai...Hahaha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy to his mom:"Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ??
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Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
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Bache ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekhato usme 1 mendak tha..
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Bacha:"gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1k ladke ke chere pr infection ho rha tha toh
uske dad ose doctor k paas le gye..
checkup krne k baad doctor bola..
apni gf ko bolo lipistik ka brand change kare..tume Lakme se Allergy h
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu in fire brigade...:p
Lady called:"Mere ghar mein aag lagi hai..
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Pappu:"pani dalo pani...
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Lady:"Pani dala hai per aag phir bhi nahin bhuji..
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Pappu:"Phir hum akar kya krenge, hum bhi topani hi dalte hein... :p :O :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)