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Wi-fi Signal

Kal Achanak wi-fi ka signal band ho gaya, fir kuchh chhanbin karne par pata chala ki.....
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padosi ne bill nahi bhara. Duniyan me bhi kaise kaise kangal aur Gair Jimmedar logg bhare pade hai.
Pura Din kharab ho gaya yaar.....

by lescol (few years ago!)
Kubsoorat Si Aankhen

Kubsoorat Si Aankhen,
Masoom Sa Chehra,
Mithi Si Aawaz,
Piyara Sa Ikhlaaq,
Khush Mizaj Andaz,

Ye To Hui
Meri Baat,,

Aur
Sunao
Kese Ho Aap..;-p

by lescol (few years ago!)
31st March Or 1st april

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)

by lescol (few years ago!)
SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U..

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..

by lescol (few years ago!)
God made a U and is Called Cartoon

God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
Called Cartoon !!!

by lescol (few years ago!)
Damn I am really so cute

When you feel sad - to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"Damn I am really so cute".
You'll overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
Happy April Fool!

by lescol (few years ago!)
April Fool Day!

A - You are Attractive,
B - You are the Best,
C - You are Cute,
D - You are Dear to Me,
E - You are Excellent,
F - You are Funny,
G - You are Good-Looking,
H - Hehehe,
I - I'm,
J - JOKING.
Happy April Fool Day!

by lescol (few years ago!)
Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.

Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,
Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.

Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,
Agar Aisa Hota to Bhains ka Apna Bacha
Doctor Ya Engineer Hota..;-p:)

by lescol (few years ago!)
UNMARRIED

Wife: Suntay Ho Jii,,
Khush Naseeb ko English me kiya Kehty Hen??
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Husband: UNMARRIED....;-p

by lescol (few years ago!)
i-Phone... Konsi Company ka?

Boy: Hey, I bought a New i-Phone 5s

Girl: WOW!!
Konsi Company ka Hai??

Boy: Ja Behan Tu Ghar Ja,
Reebok ka Hai..:-D

by lescol (few years ago!)
How to tackle a wife..

A Guy was searching these words on Google:
"How to tackle a wife.."
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Google Search Result:
"Even We are searching"...:-D

by lescol (few years ago!)
Shaadi

Husband: What’s Hypnotism?

Wife: Kisi ko apne Bas Me
kar K us se Man chaha kaam
karwana.

Husband: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte Hen...;-p

by lescol (few years ago!)
2+2=5

Teacher: 2 Aur 2 Kitny Hoty Hen??

Pappu: 2 Aur 2, 5 Hoty hen.

Teacher: Wo Kese??

Pappu: Ghalti Se...:-)

by lescol (few years ago!)
Current se Bhi Bara Jhatka,

Current se Bhi Bara Jhatka,

Insaan Ko Tab Lagta Hai,

Jab Usay Pata Chalay,
K Wo

Baghair Package k

"Mobile Data Net"
Use Ker Raha hai...;-p:0

by lescol (few years ago!)
A Photographer.

The Only Person who can Order a Woman
to Stop Talking
And In Reply
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She gave Smile to him,,
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He Is,,,
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A Photographer...:-)

by lescol (few years ago!)

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