Other; 3338 Jokes
A brilliant marketing statement written
outside a 'Women Shoe Shop'..... 50% discount if you select in 5
minutes...!!!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
A Girl takes 100 pics in a day n deletes
99 pictures. One picture that seems
better. She
uploads n comments " Aaise hi bethi thi
yar kisi ne click kar li" =D
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
A couple Fighting on phone Girl: I know u dont love me now :( you
love somebody else Boy: I also know dat u dont love me :(
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Girl: I'm breaking up with you go to the
person whom you love :'( (Girl cuts the phone, and boy call her
again and at the same time girl call
hers) (The number you have dial is busy) (Girl calling him Boy picks her call) Girl: Who is the bitch you were
calling? :q Boy : it was you :P
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Hum Ek Baar Jite Hai Aur Ek Baar Marte
Hai..
Shadi Bhi Ek Baar Hoti hai....
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But Flirt Apne Talent Pe Depend Karta Hai.......
Bhaisaab...>=) :p =)) =D X_X B-)
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
Sardar on Train Tack
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
Sardar Ji in Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
sirdar jee nay yaar k saath mil ker post office mean dakaa dala aur jaldi maen aik aik bag utha ker bhaag gayay. Bohat maheeno kay baad milay tou aik doosray say poochnay lagay k bag mean kiya thaa aur kia kia kiya.
pehlay nay kaha khoob paisay say maza kiya. car lee ,holidays per gaya.
tum nay kia kiya? doosra kehnay laga meray bag maen tou bill he bill thay. phir tum nay kia kiya? thora thoray ker k pay ker raha hoon.
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sirdar jee yar dostoun k saath apnay ghar maen baithay houay thay aur unki biwi apni friends k saath holidays per ja rahi thee aur packing ker rahi thee. biwi ki taraf daikhtay houay apnay yaaroun ko kehnay lagay" meri biwi kitni bholi hai. usko pata bhee hai k maen ous k saath nahi ja raha phir bhee wo condom pack ker rahi hai
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Aik admi apni bewi ki qabar par kara zor zor se panka chala rahata aour rorahatha. Kisi na kaha itni mohabat. Bola ke marna wali kehkay gaye the ki meri qabar ki miti khoshk honai se pehle doosri shadi nahi karna. Kon kambakht har roz qabar par do balti pani dal kar chala jata hai.
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Khyber Pakhton Khwa ki Manzori k Baad,
Pathan Bhaiyon ka 1 Aur Mutalba...
Naswar ko Qaumi Phal Qarar Diya Jaye
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ak dm Bus Ke Break lagee Ak pathan larkee par jaa giraa larke ne kha kya kr rhey hu.
Pathan:Allama Iqbal Open University se B.A
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha.
Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh?
Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai
ke tum kon ho
by Aaliya Umer (few years ago!)
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
by farrukh ahmed (few years ago!)
Global Warming warning:" Our next generations will not be able to see polar bears and tigers..
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To hum kya karein.. ??
Humne bhi to dinosaur nahi dekhe..
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kabhi shikayat ki kya ?? :(( :p :D :O
rish.k
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wo Tuje door se Dekh k Apna
DOPPTTA Sambhal LeTi he…
wa wa wa
Me Heraan Hn k wo itni Door se
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Kamina Pehchaan Leti he!
Hun kr waa waa
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Aaj main Apko Laziz Khana banana sikhati hn…
1) 1 Dish mein ANGOOR rakh lein.
2) Phir Dish ko haath mein Pakrein
3) Or kisi Sheeshe k samne khare hojayen
Bas Dish ready hogai
Dish Ka NAME
Langoor k hath mein Angoo
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)