Lawers and Legal; 128 Jokes
LADY to Vakil Muje mere Pati se Talak chahiye.
Vakil-Magar vo to Kabbadi champion hai LADY Yahi to Problem hai sirf touch kar ke bhag jata hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wakeel: Tum ne Police Officer ki jaib me jalti hui matches kyun rkhi?
Pathan: Ye Hum ko bola "kaam krvana hai to pehle "JaiB" garam karo...
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. :-)
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
SANTA in court(sad): Bachpan
me agar maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din na dekhna
padta.:(:'(
JUDGE: Kya kehti thi maa?:/
SANTA: Judge sahab aap bhi
kya baat kar rahe hoo
Jab baat hi nahi suni to kaise bataau ki kya kehti
thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha, Case Ki Sunwai Shuru Hone Lagi To Wakeel Utha Aur Judge Se Bola.
Wakeel: “My Lord, Qanoon Ki Kitaab Ke Page Number 15 Ke Mutabiq Mere Muvakeel Ko Baizzat Bari Kiya Jaye”
Judge: “Kitaab Pesh Ki Jaye”
Kitaab Pesh Ki Gayi, Judge Ne Page Number 15 Khola To Usmein 1000 Ke 10 Note The.
Judge Muskurate Hue Bola: “Bahut Khoob, Is Tarha Ke 2 Saboot Aur Pesh Kiye Jaye“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
S0lve the case?
Ek admi ka qatal hua sunday 7-jan-2007 aftern0on us ki biwi ne p0lice ko bulaya
p0lice sb se sawal puchne lagi
Wife: sir me so0o rahi thi jis waqt qatal hua
C0ok: mai khana paka raha tha
Gardener: mai pst offce gya hua tha
N0kr: mai gao gya hua tha
Children : ham khelne gaye the
par0si: ham shadi me gaye huye the
P0lice ne f0ran qatil ko arrest kar lia reply
k0n hai qatil With reason answer
esi me hai g0r se parhiye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
.
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
.
After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thir
by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)
Hindi Lawyer to Gujarati: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Gujarati : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ek Din Bada Khush Khush Sa Ghar Aya Aur Santa Ko Bola
Pappu: “Aaj Madam Ne Ek Aisa
Sawaal Pucha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe Hi Pata Tha”
Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Arrey Waah, Vese Sawaal Kya Tha?”
Pappu: “Blackboard Par Susu Kisne Kiya Hai?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Bevkoofiyo Ki Wajah Se Judge Ne Usko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kar Maut Ki Saza Sunayi.
Jab Usko Chair Pe Bithaya Gaya
To Jallad Ne Us Se Pucha: “Tumhari Koi Akhiri Khawahish?”
Santa Gabrate Hue: “Mujhe
Darr Lag Raha Hai, Please Mera Hath Pakad Lo“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ka Jurm Sabit Ho Jane Per Judge Usse Kehta Hai.
Judge: “Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai, Kal Tumhe Fansi Pe Chadhaya Jayega”
Santa Gabra Ke: “Woh Toh Thik Hai, Lekin Ye To Batao Utara Kab Jayega?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Ek Accedient Karne Ki Wajah Se Court Mein Pesh Kiya Jata Hai.
Judge Logo Ki Tarhaf Dekh Kar Bolta Hai.
Judge: “Order, Order”
Santa: “1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-Drink”
Judge: “Shut Up!”
Santa: “No No, ….. 7-Up“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Court Mein Ek Case Chal Raha Thha, Vakeel Ko Bahas Karte Dekh Ke Judge Bola.
Judge: “Tum Apni Limit Cross Kar Rahe Ho”
Vakeel: “Kon Sala Aisa Kahta Hai?”
Judge Gusse Se: “Tumne Mujhe Saala Bola?”
Vakeel: “Nahi My Lord, Maine To Pucha Kaun Sa Law Aisa Kahta Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)