School and College; 1241 Jokes
One american boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.......
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
by usmanzahid (few years ago!)
A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,
Last bench students:
We are not able to hear you SIR,
Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher-Bacho kasam lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan bhi doge.
Boys-De denge! Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Mehnat Karoge To Kuch Banoge
Sant-Teacher Hamra
Gadha To Itni Mehnat Karta Hai
Magr Wo Ab Tak Kuch Nahi Bana ...;-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:- MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
college ka 1st day...:->
naughty boyzz- what's ur name baby???
Girl- mujhe sab DIDI bulate hain!
Boy- wow!! what a coincident.....mujhe sab JEEJAJI bulate hain..:)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Y ru late?
Student: Mom & Dad wer fighting
Teacher: Dey wer fighting so ur late?
Student: One Shoe was wid Dad & d othr was wid Mom
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TEACHER: Jab Bijli Chamakti hai to Roshni Pehle Aur Awaaz baad me Kyu aati hai?
SANTA: Kyuki Hamari Aankh Aagey Aur Kaan Piche hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Master:tumne homework nahi kiya,batao kya saza du?
Child:wo ladki jo last seat pe bathi hai,uske sath bathroom me band kar do.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher-"BHAI CHAREY" ka jumla bnao
RAAZ-Jub dudh wale se pucha
ke tum doodh itna mehnga Q bechte ho To wo bola BHAI CHARA mehnga ho Gya hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rita To RAAZ-Collage Me Sab Boys Muje Pataka Kehte Hai
RAAZ-Oh ! Kaho To Is Diwali Tumhe FOOD Du.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Techr to RAAZ-Batao INDIA Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pehle Kaha Lehraya Gya..?
RAAZ-(Sochne Ke Baad)
Hawa Me
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)