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rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4803 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Share Funny Collection (closed) Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- what did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 28 2011 10:52:57 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4803 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay es liye
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aaye
Student: Mera aik joota ammi k pas tha aur aik abbu k pas

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Posted on November, 27 2013 10:31:23 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4803 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

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Posted on November, 27 2013 11:01:51 PM

juntalman

Age: 34

4487 days old here
Total Posts: 1607
Points : 97

Location:
Hassan Abdal, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Sheikh k ghar say Chooha bahar Ja raha tha

Sheikh: Kya lay kar ja rahay ho?

Chooha: Sheikh saab bhooka marnay say to behtar hai
banda hijrat kar ly

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:23:40 AM

wajahat786 Age: 31 4028 days old here Total Posts: 2662 Points : 325 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	husband and wife is always a very funny and intresting topic Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 02:26:29 PM

wajahat786 Age: 31 4028 days old here Total Posts: 2662 Points : 325 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahhhahhh.. boht achy janab... Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 02:27:47 PM

khuramms Age: 40 4499 days old here Total Posts: 5939 Points : 224 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahaa... zabardast rashid bhai Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 05:44:46 PM

juntalman

Age: 34

4487 days old here
Total Posts: 1607
Points : 97

Location:
Hassan Abdal, Pakistan

Status : Offline

wajahat786
husband and wife is always a very funny and intresting topic

acha gee

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Posted on November, 28 2013 05:44:47 PM

juntalman

Age: 34

4487 days old here
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Points : 97

Location:
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wajahat786 said:
hahhhahhh..
boht achy janab...

khuramms said:
hahaa... zabardast rashid bhai

ya bhee funny hee hayn

ha ha ha ha ha

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Posted on November, 29 2013 09:34:26 AM

malibhutta73 Age: 50 3912 days old here Total Posts: 4777 Points : 179 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	what a funny collection. i love to read this all gunny collection. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 29 2013 10:25:56 AM

macher Age: 29 3997 days old here Total Posts: 2408 Points : 14 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	filhal to ni ha g jab bhi hui share kr den ge Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 29 2013 03:06:13 PM

Tayyab96 Age: 28 4411 days old here Total Posts: 3434 Points : 149 Location: Gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	carry on jutta daikh lay movie full funny Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 29 2013 11:34:38 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4803 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher To Sardar: Beta Q Roo Rahey Ho Sardar: Sir School ki Bell Toot Gai Hai Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone ki kya baat Hai Sardar: Ab Humari chotti kaise Hogi Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 30 2013 08:45:20 PM

wajahat786 Age: 31 4028 days old here Total Posts: 2662 Points : 325 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	kya bat hai yr good bot achi bat hai bhai janna bto achi hai Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 30 2013 10:40:06 PM

Tayyab96 Age: 28 4411 days old here Total Posts: 3434 Points : 149 Location: Gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahaha sardar k bcha Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 30 2013 10:49:43 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4803 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar laina.
Paise kum hoon to SMS kar laina.
Ager ye bhi na kar sako to mobile dahi mein daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee laina

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Posted on December, 04 2013 08:53:53 PM

wajahat786 Age: 31 4028 days old here Total Posts: 2662 Points : 325 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahhhhah..very nice one rashid bhai. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 05 2013 06:44:28 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4803 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Pyari Awaam

Agr ap mobile balance pay tax se bachna chahty ho tu…..

Bachion say baten krna chor doo… Na balance krwana pary ga, Na tax lgy ga
Nawaaz shareef ka New Budget k bad ka Totka

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Posted on December, 07 2013 08:56:05 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4803 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Father to his son: How was the paper?

Son: bas pehla sawal chut gaya.

Father: acha,aur baki?

Son: 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.

Father gusse me bola: aur 2nd ques?

Son: bas sirf wahi galat hua hai

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Posted on December, 08 2013 04:45:45 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4067 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	rashid bhai is man ap ka moqabla koi bi ni ker sakta Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 08 2013 06:22:59 PM

jiyakumari Age: 35 3794 days old here Total Posts: 660 Points : 359 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha. . Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha. . Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai . Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 08 2013 06:24:59 PM

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