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Have you ever had one of those omelette to scramble eggs type days?

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You’re the first person who’s ever made me laugh and smile in such a short time

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Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up

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Some people should use glue stick for lip balm.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
There is beauty in everything, even annoyance

by (few years ago!)
Fear will keep you sane. Fearlessness will end with you in a six-foot deep hole

by (few years ago!)
Do one thing everyday to make you laugh and we will live forever

by (few years ago!)
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

by (few years ago!)
Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

by (few years ago!)
My phone dies faster than Chris Brown in stomp the yard

by (few years ago!)
I could never accept a blowjob from a fat girl. I’d be too afraid that her natural instinct would take over

by (few years ago!)
Finds out crush isn’t at school today.* “Damn, wasted outfit

by (few years ago!)
When people yawn, do deaf people think they’re screaming

by (few years ago!)
The suite life of Zack and Cody is the only place were there is a dumb asian and a smart blonde

by (few years ago!)
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

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